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Elf on a shelf, and now..... (i.imgur.com)

submitted 7 months ago by Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee to c/crumbgrabber@lemm.ee

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[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Pissed on a fist?

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah pretty damn good. Better than burnin for urine.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I hope you are doing better. Assuming, that's the reason for the piss test.

Urinary retention ain't fun at all.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yellow on a fellow?

Piss on a wris...t?

Urine on Martin Van Buren?

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

WIN.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

what the fuck did you do to the elf doll that has you getting piss tested?

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't judge me.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

nah, I'll leave that to St. Nick and his elf snitch squad

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Mouth works better

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

Replying for a friend 🙄