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Comic panels taken out of comics so we can make fun of them!! We love the golden age stuff!

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  3. Comics should be unintentionally funny. Spider-man cracking wise is not what this is about.

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  5. I can't believe I've had to add this... NO RACISM.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This hole ain't gonna smurf itself!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Well, I'm tired of waiting to smurf my smurfing smurf into smurfette

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

101 Smurfs, one of them a woman. There's either a lot of gay smurfing going on, or it's the hole.

(Incidentally, did you ever notice that no matter how many new Smurf characters they added, there were always 101 Smurfs? I'm not suggesting they practised ritual sacrifice to keep their numbers at a specific level. I'm just saying it was 101 before Smurfette and Baby and 101 after Smurfette and Baby.)

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They have a tesseract for that. Which makes sense when you think about it, what with their entire village being near only a single human habitation, and that being a wizard.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

A wizard who could not decide whether he wanted to eat the Smurfs or turn them into gold. I mean they must taste really good if he was torn like that.

[–] late_night@sopuli.xyz 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

In the comic at least, a smurf is the last ingredient Gargamel needs to make a philosopher's stone.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

I'm pretty sure they were not clear on that in the cartoon (at least in the U.S.) and I would support that by saying that they had to change Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone to Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone in the U.S. because they thought American kids wouldn't understand.

That makes it worse though... either eat them or give himself the god-like powers of the philosopher's stone which includes transmuting anything into gold. And he can't decide.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

Makes me wonder if the whole universe of smurfdom is just Gargamel tripping on shrooms he picked and ate, then started seeing the rest as houses.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

She’s into dvda smurfing. So the wait is four times shorter than you think

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Those smurfs sure do smurf like smurfs!