this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2024
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[–] masterbaexunn@lemmy.world 108 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Why all this self censorship? Tits, ass, dick, cocaine, weed, whiskey tango foxtrot.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 64 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] 69420@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 3 points 7 months ago

Things that sound rude but are actually quite modest.

[–] Pechente@feddit.org 33 points 7 months ago

So it ranks higher on social networks that are ad financed. These networks will usually „shadow ban“ content which references illegal things or contains swear words and rank it much lower since advertisers will not wanna put their ads next to it. It’s pathetic.

Also kinda dumb since this post is still about cocaine and whichever ad is next to will still be next to „bad cocaine content“ or whatever.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 14 points 7 months ago

This is what you get when you teach a generation that bad words = social media ban = loss of your social circle. At least that's my theory.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Assfucking rollercoaster of cuticle paper cuts

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 91 points 7 months ago
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 44 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Huh I wonder what that last word is. No way to tell with such a good censor job.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago

Lmao it's so bad I didn't even notice it

[–] Veedem@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

People do that so that the content doesn’t get shadow banned by automatic systems on social media.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 7 months ago

Oh I know. I like to make fun of it.

[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 28 points 7 months ago

Apologize?

Did they sell out too quickly? That's sick. I want one.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

It's medicinal!

How the hell else you expect this man to stay up all night delivering presents?

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Walmart wins the ugly sweater contest if they had one so bad they had to issue a public apology for it.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

But those absolutely massively ginormous tits are ok?
(I personally think so)

Even the slogan ("le tits now") is sus.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

That's suppose to be Santa?

[–] gingernate@sopuli.xyz 6 points 7 months ago

I knew a drug dealer named frosty the snowman

[–] gingernate@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 months ago

Looks like frosty

[–] madthumbs@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry you don't have a sense of humor?

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

-a weirdo with an anti-Linux obsession

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago
[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

This would be a great caption over a Scarface picture.