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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 103 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)
[–] 69420@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Needs more jpeg.

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Your version looks nice but my phone didn't recognize the format and thus I had to re-download the jpgd one and send that to my friends instead

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

webp is better for file size, but it's a newer file type.

Here's a jpeg with better quality.

[–] sumguyonline@lemmy.world 84 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Remember how Muammar Gaddafi acted all shocked when the crowd of angry people started bashing his head in??? I'm looking forward to seeing that same look on elons fat mishapen face. Dude looks like he half walrus, he should wear a toga to hide it better.

[–] obscur_e@lemm.ee 19 points 7 months ago

"noooooo me built rocketszz >>>:[["

[–] __nobodynowhere@startrek.website 8 points 7 months ago

NSFL but there are well documented photos of Mussolini's mutilated corpse. People don't fuck around.

[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 54 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The tweet should read: " an Immigrant just killed Santa"

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Elons open antisemitism phase is over. He is openly racist now.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Those two things in no way exclude each other.

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

He would blame Muslims. Musk just had the Christmas market attacker’s pro-Israel tweets removed.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 45 points 7 months ago

Except he also hates Jews.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

And anyone on the rescue operation is a pedo

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

sleigh by tesla. rockets by spacex. ai by grok. flying or not-so-flying by x. internets by starlink.

solid piece of work.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

And a bit of apartheid emerald mine.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 13 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Who did Elon Musk buy Santas entire production from?

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How other immigrant colonizers do it, from no one. They say they discovered it and say everything is theirs.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 5 points 7 months ago

Could they conquer Santas workshop?

Santa Claus has some pretty advanced technology

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 12 points 7 months ago
[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

you are right this is 85% completely unrealistic.

[–] Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 7 months ago

Santa being real is the least innacurate part of this

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Luke McGarry?

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 1 points 7 months ago

I already heard about this