okmatewanker

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submitted 7 months ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk

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[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I don't believe in amazon.co.uk

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 38 points 7 months ago

And that's why he dumped your presents outside your house and porch pirates had them off.

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 7 points 7 months ago

He knows if you've been subscribed to Amazon prime or not.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 16 points 7 months ago

You forgot Greggs Sausage Roll for that ring around London

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 13 points 7 months ago

Old Man Puddin' is my safe word!

[–] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 11 points 7 months ago

Berkshire is missing Charlie the Christmas Cheeselog.