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I turned Elf on a shelf into.... (i.imgur.com)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee to c/crumbgrabber@lemm.ee
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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Kris Kringle that's morbidly single?

Grandpa elf, too comfortable with himself?

Gnomic geezer that needs to needs to pee with tweezers?

Merry hairy faerie with a smelly jelly belly and a lower grower non-shower?

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

WIN

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

Gnome with no bone?

[–] peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 months ago

Dilf on a disk?

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

A Spright with a bud Light.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Win the Election with no erection.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Yo, is this in Historical Ellicott City?

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

These are all good. gotta up my game.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

A Bear in a lair.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Santa drinking a Fanta.

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Shirt, shoes and serviced on your surface.

[–] muse@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago

Thor in a store?

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 7 months ago

....a dwarf using Morph

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Cover the belly with green jelly

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago

Be proud but use a shroud.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago

The smock should cover the

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago

Use a toga to cover the boba.