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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 46 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Trade rejected! TRADE REJECTED! REJECTED! OH, GOD, REJECTED!

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 18 points 7 months ago

Sorry, you said you wanted your kidney stones ejected?

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 35 points 7 months ago

Are you kidn'ing me?

[–] zib@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I made this trade once upon a time. 0/5 stars, would not recommend.

Either the rocks were bad or they were spectacular but painful

[–] bighatchester@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I hate kidney stones. Last time I was in so much pain I couldn't feel my hands or feet and started to get tunnel vision. Even fentanyl didn't fully get rid of the pain.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

My brother went into renal failure because of one that wouldn't pass and they had to do emergency surgery. He's had like 5 now, all of em pretty freakishly large. I've passed 2, but they were small enough that I didn't know I had them until they came out and it hurt like I never knew my penis could hurt. Like pissing a razor blade.

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

don't people start drinking more water after the first one? Or maybe stop drinking snow globe liquid?

(jokes aside, I'm sorry that sounds fucking awful)

[–] bighatchester@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I've never been able to pass mine and have had a bunch of lithotripsy to turn the stones into tiny pieces for me to pass . The pain for me is all in my kidney. Like someone stabbing me in the kidney and twisting the knife around on the inside.

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 10 points 7 months ago

A short search on pubmed says that the evidence of dietary calcium intake on kidney stone formation is still inconclusive and that dietary protein and oxalate intake plays a much bigger role, second to genetics

[–] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

All my hydrohomie rise up 💦