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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 42 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lower prices?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 7 months ago

Doctors have prices?

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Did you give them a sucker afterwards?

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's a doctor's office, not a massage parlor.

[–] kryptonidas@lemmings.world 21 points 7 months ago

Did you make him feel comfortable? Was the room perhaps a bit chilly? Were the surgery lights too bright? Lacking decoration?

[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Happy ending?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 7 months ago

Rectal check up van do that for you

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

WIN.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago

Didnt give him a 50% off coupon for dennys

4/5 stars

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Do it for free. Duh.

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Weird country, you have to pay to live.

Where the taxes go?

[–] Septimaeus 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

A curious game. The only winning move is not to play.

Edit: redundant word word

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

The organization that makes people not live. The military!

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 8 points 7 months ago

Classic doctor lacking communication skills.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Hey man, nobody's perfect. There is no full score. 9/10 is the best score. 4/5 is the same.

[–] tasankovasara@sopuli.xyz 7 points 7 months ago

Life saved, but not markedly improved?

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

5 star system sucks. Giving a 4 is not enough, 5 too much.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 3 points 7 months ago

Tbf, it's like writing "My hunger was stilled!" in the review of a restaurant.