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Is it really not obvious who the bottom is?
Yeah, Trump's soft, shitty brain is no match for Elon's younger, shitty brain.
A reminder that he is wearing a “Occupy Mars” shirt. A movement to occupy Mars. How can we do this? Well we need water. And he wants to bomb Mars to achieve this. The Nazi supporting lunatic wants to bomb Mars!!!
Eh, terraforming Mars by bombing the shit out of it's surface is just one theoretical method, but very long term plan - far extending his mortal life. He wouldn't have patience for such but instead wants to build permanent bases there as soon as possible
Ah, so he's hit the age where you don't bounce back so well and now he's losing his shit over the perceivable reality of mortality.
Eat some fucking fruit, musk.
No, I don’t believe this was to terraform. I think he wanted to bomb it just to release the supposedly hidden water only.
Just give Nestle a contract. They'll find it.
That sounds pretty cool, as long as we can confirm there's no life there.
We don’t want a “Home Soil” situation.
The thing I love the most about these memes is they're seriously effective.
Are they though? I feel like they just make those that found Trump and Elon to be really weird and rotten, have a laugh. I don't know anyone conservative, that has commented on these kinds of memes, to me or others I know.
Or did you mean effective in pulling some political stance BBJ reversal moves?
It's effective in driving a rift between Musk and Trump, as many news outlets are reporting that they've been contacted by the Trump PR Team to clarify that Trump is in charge after the "President Musk" taunting began. Trump's superiority complex and vanity is absolute, so being upstaged by a positionless goon will make him very unhappy.
Although, I concede that we don't know what actual longterm effect if any this will truly have.
they've been contacted by the Trump PR Team to clarify that Trump is in charge after the "President Musk" taunting began.
Ugh, the childish insecurities are not befitting of someone in charge of anything, let alone a country. Dude is seriously a loser. Despite all that money and power, at the core, he's just an insecure loser.
Oh I see. That's a solid take on the situation IMO. Haha yeah. Time will tell what comes of this shit show being put on by goons, and loons, set on the verge of collapse, USA. Let dumpster fires light their way.
With those two divas fighting, it's gonna be several dumpsters full of illegal fireworks. The inept president of the us vs the comparably inept richest man in the world riling up the same cult against each other. Do you think they realized they were in a highlander situation before they got in bed together?
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#TrumpsTheBottom
Is that why he wears diapers?
They're probably both bottoming for Putin
That's a hard sandwich to build, you obviously have Putin as the top piece of bread, but is Trump the meat in this sandwich or is it Musk, whose the bottom bread? And how does Netanyahu fit in to this?
Netanyahu likes to watch
While telling them all what to do.
Musk. I'm pretty sure Trump's ding a ling can't get any firmer than an overripe banana nowadays.
Cheers for making me think about trumps limp dick, I didn't feel like eating this week anyway.
There is no bottom.
There's always more barrel to scrape. And then there's the floor. And then there's the ground beneath the floor. And then there's miles of bedrock.
That's what you're talking about, right?
I mean, I bet trump is pretty lubed on a consistent basis, with his uncontrollable, oh so very wet sounds he makes. I'll put money on him being the bottom.
Like Ernst Röhm and Adolf Hitler. We know how that ended for both losers.
I think the more accurate parallel is Henry Ford and Woodrow Wilson, unfortunately.
You really don't need to call every dude you dislike "gay".
That's a problem for sure if you are using it to insinuate that homosexual relationship are bad.
That's not what is happening here though, which you know ofc.
Trump is willing to Bottom because Elon really really wants to Top.
Careful kids, the thought police are out in force today. Don't say anything that might be deemed offensive by <some group I'm not part of> at some point in history!
I think it’s reasonable to ask why bottoming is presented as inherently degrading/submissive. (Same with giving oral - the insult “cocksucker.”) The vast majority of gay men I know are mostly verse anyway, the distinction of top and bottom to some extent seems like a carryover from heterosexual culture.
Like yes, it’s just a meme, but it’s revealing of larger problematic attitudes. I’ve made the same kinds of jokes too, but there would be nothing worse about Trump were he to receive anal sex from Musk (as unpleasant as that image is.)
Just a take look at history and how it all worked back in the Antiquity/Rome, which half the Internet likes to celebrate as gay friendly. It's fairly ingrained in European culture/history.
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Don’t say anything that might be deemed offensive
Haha. Sex between men is a power dynamic. Teehee. Real intimacy is unattainable between male lovers. Giggle. Pleasure from anal sex is shameful.
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