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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 90 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

3 hard problems in computer science

  1. Cache invalidation
  2. Naming things 4. Concur
  3. Off by one errors

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[–] AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago
  1.       User INPUT
    
  2. Sanatization'; DROP TABLE users; --
  3. validation@notaemail.com
[–] kn33@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

2 hard problems: Cache invalidation and naming things

DNS brings them together

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago
  1. Concur

For half a second there I thought it was a reference to SAP Concur. But we're talking about hard problems, not impossible ones

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 28 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I just use the Google password generator. So far no duplicates!

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 16 points 7 months ago

Pft, just capture the ISO time that you started writing the variable.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 months ago

I'm doing this now

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] kautau@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

lol it’s just a more computational way to generate cryptographically secure, unique variable names, was more of a joke as “here’s the next level” than a true recommendation

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

TABs gang rise up!

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 7 months ago

Bikeshedding by any other name...