Chocolate soda...?
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It's a thing. There's a reason you don't see it very often anymore, though.
A Superman endorsement of, "hey, it's better than a mug of every deadly microbe," sealed its fate.
I don't know, if you get it from an old fashioned soda fountain sort of place, it really isn't too bad. I just think it's one of those things that probably isn't all that good when mass-produced.
I once tried to carbonate my own chocolate soda by putting a yoo-hoo through the knock off soda stream.
The results were... Well, I don't use the words "made of Satan's smegma" lightly, but I imagine that's about what it's like.
I did enjoy the one I got at the old school pharmacy soda fountain, though. That was good.
I tried it once. Never again.
I'd guess kind of like an egg cream, which is a drink containing neither eggs nor cream.
Incidentally, if you want a drink made with eggs and cream, get eggnog.
I have a pitcher of that too. I should really clean the fridge.
Drink it!
Is it better or worse than chocolate soda?
Assuming the word spreads, he probably saves more time by doing this than by saying no to a million insurance agents.
It's just... some of those are airborne. If it's every deadly microbe.
Yeah, but that's not HIS problem.
Until you get recombinants with his Kryptonian gut flora and he farts out the Andromeda Strain
Until you get recombinants with his Kryptonian gut flora and he farts out the Andromeda Strain
Pure poetry.
His anatomy kills them.
Even Supermans internal gut microbes are super compared to ours.
Why does he need to drink a concoction of deadly microbes? Is he trying to be a “super spreader”?
I guess to prove he doesn't need to be insured against wiping out all of humanity with a global pandemic?
Something to consider - does every insurance policy sold in Metropolis come with an 'Act of Superheroism' clause?
What is chocolate soda?
Chocolate soda, as the name suggests, is a carbonated beverage with a distinct chocolate flavor. It is typically made by combining chocolate syrup, soda water, and sometimes a hint of vanilla or other flavorings.
So like a cold fizzy and viscous chocolate milk.
That sounds as good as chocolate pizza. Bad
I wonder if Big Clive has tried to carbonate chocolate beverages in his SodaStream
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To further prove his point, Superman goes on to cough in the insurance adjuster's face