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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 71 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Is it too late to get a refund for the Louisiana Purchase?

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 34 points 1 year ago

We bought it for pennies. Imagine the ROI.

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What I wouldn't give for my state to be part of France rather than this US bullshit.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

Illinois et Arquensas

I second the motion of making the Louisiana Refund real.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As someone who just moved from the west into "the REAL US" ... this shit is old and broken and slow as fuck and everyone just accepts it like it's supposed to be that way.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because it’s either that, or they pay taxes. They made their own bed.

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[–] Spezi@feddit.org 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Left: Mental Illness

Right: Mental Illinois

[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Mental Illinois sounds like a sick band name

[–] ColonelThirtyTwo@pawb.social 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)

STOP doing manifest destiny

Nations were never supposed to span from coast to coast

Want to have more coastline anyway? We have a solution for that: it's called a PENINSULA

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stalin: our nation should span from coast to coast

Putin: I won't be satisfied with just the Crimea peninsula

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Iberian Peninsula is so hot right now

[–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

If you want more coastline, all you have to do is measure with more accuracy.

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There seems to be a mistake with this map, Minnesota is a Canadian province

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

Texas can't be upstaged

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sooner or later Florida won't be a state anymore.

[–] Eyelessoozeguy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] mydoomlessaccount 9 points 1 year ago

So THAT'S what the psychs meant when they said I was living in a state of mental illness..

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

A yes, the eternal september of 1806

[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

The line is so....vertical. Incorrect but funny.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Florida just shouldn't exist and I'd probably move California over to the other side. But on the whole I think this pic is passable.

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[–] kurtrude@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missourah.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always knew California was a bedrock of metal illness

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

states in the northeast

"we are the Midwest! :D"

"whelp, it's retarded. honey, look away." loads shotgun

[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] teije9@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nevada exists but only for Fallout new vegas

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Alternative States of Dumbfuckistan

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Anyone care to explain to European noob what this means?

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Originally the US expanded quite slowly, due to difficulties in travel and surveying. States were small and communities were close together, about as far apart as a person could walk in a day. At the end of the 1700s, it was only about as big as the blue area in the post above. But in the 1800s, after the Louisiana Purchase, we began to very aggressively expand westward. The construction of the Intercontinental Railroad helped immensely, and towns were being built almost faster than they could name them. The government began giving away land for cheap or sometimes free for anyone who could develop it. Native Americans were forced off their land and onto reservations. State borders became straight lines encompassing vast areas.

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It's mostly a shitpost, but the US was originally only the East coast. Over time, the states spread more and more west, so it's saying that all these "new" states are basically a delusion.

[–] DreamlandLividity@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

How cute. The mental patients are playing a game, where they pretend half of them are normal <3

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