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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 60 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dudes over here tryna create Stalker anomalies.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

There were weird spots on the trail I had never seen. Everywhere the trees completely touched and covered the ground there was a tiny fog bank. Kept thinking, "Go ahead Stalker. Try walking through it."

Nothing happened. :(

[–] AddledGoat@lemmy.ca 9 points 7 months ago

Should have thrown a bolt in there first, just to be safe.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

As a member of the Mercs and a friend of Freedom, I diagnose you with alcoholism. Lay off the vodka rookie, you dont need to drink the entire stock Sidorovich gave you even if he said it was a gift.

[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 55 points 7 months ago
[–] dditty@lemm.ee 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Last time this was posted I went down a rabbit hole of reading about the Nuclear Boy Scout David Hahn

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago

Mister Americium himself?

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 7 months ago

Forbidden hot tub.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

i have a backyard pile of cardboard boxes, tree branches, pulled up weeds covered with an agricultural tarp. every few months after the high natural pH of the local biome it all melts and become inhabited by worms and bugs, then i use it to make a new fun mound to my yard cosplaying as an iron age hill fort.

better than paying to give it to the waste management who do the same thing and then sell it to the city.

edit: two feet by seven feet big. away from the house near a green space.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Twinsies! I use empty pallets for weight!

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I hope they fall in one night.

[–] crimsoncobalt@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

IRL Joker origin story in the making

[–] JohnyRocket@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 7 months ago

Groundwater poisoning any% speedrun w/ cheats

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 9 points 7 months ago

Modern problems require modern middens.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 8 points 7 months ago

Amateur, you need to pulverize the smoke detectors first or the americium just stays inside them!

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 7 months ago

Hey guys I found the next superfund site!

[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's just the formula for mountain dew.

[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago

OK, but I will just add some H2SO4, D2O, and NaNO3 just for better taste.

[–] NadiaNadine@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Edit: to be clear, do not do this. This is bad advice. Get your soil tested before you start a garden.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Can engine oil not be repurposed for other things? Like burning it? Or is that stupid

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Cherenkov radiation glows blue not green. So he’s safe.

[–] RedC@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Just aqua teen things

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 7 months ago

Relax guys, it's just the new Mt Dew flavor, Radical Radium.