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Makers of Scrub Daddy Release New “Scrub Sub” For Those Filthy, Dirty, Misbehaving Stains (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] Infynis@midwest.social 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I ate the onion on this one lol

They should. It would sell

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 8 months ago

Does the mouth of the sponge come in tighter sizes?

I'm asking for a friend.