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I nominate this NYT opinion piece for shittiest take of 2024!

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 325 points 7 months ago (9 children)

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Thompson “grew up in a working-class family in Jewell, Iowa,” a tiny farming community north of Des Moines, Amy Julia Harris and Ernesto Londoño report. “His mother was a beautician, according to family friends, and his father worked at a facility to store grain.” Thompson’s childhood was spent “going row by row through the fields to kill weeds with a knife, or working manual labor at turkey and hog farms.”

is true... then he's a class traitor; not a hero. he made his money fucking over the working class. that's not heroic.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 98 points 7 months ago (2 children)

you really think someone would do that? just go on a once-respected publication and tell lies?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 55 points 7 months ago (5 children)

"Just".... ? no. There's a certain vetting process that makes sure they tell the right lies.

[–] dcpDarkMatter@kbin.earth 47 points 7 months ago (10 children)

Not sure if you didn't get it, but that's a reference to an Arthur meme. altr

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

I'm aware of the arthur reference, but it's really important to realize these aren't off-the-cuff lies.

This is a planned, coordinated effort that has been going on since before I was even alive; and the ~~journalists~~propagandists have been very carefully selected- and have indeed worked very hard to get the job of fucking over americans.

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[–] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

But they're not lying. It's pretty reasonable to believe both that his parents were working class, and that him becoming a class traitor on such a level does make him a hero in capitalist eyes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

it is, though.

The implication is that Brian Thompson should be/is a hero to working class people.

he's not.

he's an asshole who made millions fucking over people just trying to get medical care. many of whom have died as a result of his fucking them over, and that is especially true of those who actually work for a living- which he has not in a very long time.

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[–] makyo@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The irony being here that a 'working class hero' to Bret is someone who is no longer working class

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 7 months ago

he made his money fucking over the working class. that's not heroic

I mean, of course it isn't, but nobody told the NYT or their opinion writers who are currently tripping over each other trying to normalize Trump, Thompson, and other monsters..

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

They love these stories. They reinforce their delusions of libertarianism and that anyone who is truly able will be found and given their rightful position.

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm going to need some citations for the claims of those people.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

absolutely.

Like. This sounds like the kind of shit Musk used to spew everywhich way.

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 146 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, who gives a fuck about what his parents did for a living, he fucked over people's health and lives for profit.

[–] granolabar@kbin.melroy.org 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You know the rags to riches story is the best rock of owner class narrative...

If you work hard enough, you can join the club! I'd you are not in the club, you clearly didn't work hard enough, peasant.

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 7 months ago

I mean how many people do I have to kill with spreadsheets?? I've already taught two people vlookups and they said excel made them want to die...

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Obviously other rich people, like the chucklef who penned it

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 86 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

No industry is perfect

No....

— nor is any health care model

True, true, but this is like talking about Jeffrey Epstein and saying "we all like to have sex sometimes"

— and insurance companies make terrible calls all the time in the interest of cost savings. But the idea that those companies represent a unique evil in American life is divorced from the experience of most of their customers.

Nope. Very very incorrect. American healthcare ranks near the top of the most expensive and most obstructive in the world.

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[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 78 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The earth will be fine. It’s us who will be fucked.

[–] just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 77 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The NYT's true colors are showing more obviously every day.

[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The NYT only put the Holocaust on the front page 26 times when it was happening. Only 6 of those times were Jewish people identified as primary victims.

They have never cared about actual news, only manufacturing consent.

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[–] granolabar@kbin.melroy.org 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Its an editorial bro... Why are you shitting on genocide apologist of record?!

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 7 months ago

Yeah! They employ this stooge specifically to dispense bad takes. As a joke or something idk

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 62 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Thompson "grew up in a working-class family in Jewell, Iowa"

A class traitor, then.

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 48 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The Onion really needs to take that headline and run with it in their special way.

[–] dnick@sh.itjust.works 43 points 7 months ago

Like just printing it as is?

Whoever said the onion's job is getting harder because reality is catching up to them on being satirical is so, so correct.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 44 points 7 months ago

His tongue must be so sore from all that bootlicking.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 43 points 7 months ago

This is such a bad editorial it isn't just the worst one of the year, it's on the short list for worst oped of the century. Right up there with the guy who said that we should replace libraries with Amazon stores.

[–] Absaroka@lemmy.world 40 points 7 months ago

Just when you thought the NY Times' reputation couldn't get any worse this year ...

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 40 points 7 months ago
[–] hernanca@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago

These guys don't get it, maybe on purpose. What makes one "working class" is having to work to live, not being poor. Or, in this case, being just an injury away from losing it all.

The middle class is a myth.

[–] RickRussell_CA@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago (3 children)

81 percent of insured adults gave their health insurance plans a rating of “excellent” or “good.”

In related news, 81 percent of diners at Michelin star restaurants rated their own food security as "excellent" or "good".

[–] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Also kind of ignoring the fact that the point of insurance is that most people, maybe around 81% for instance, don't need to use it to its full extreme. And obviously those people are going to be more likely to have a generally positive view of it.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Someone needs to get Bret Stephens a stepladder so he can climb down from being so far up his own asshole

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[–] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"Oh look, Brian Thompson has some characteristics of you poors, you should consider him your hero!"

This article is literally based on feeding class warfare. There's something people have to understand - "second class" is just the supposedly the right way of doing things so you can eventually live well and make sure your children live well. The amount of assholes in today's world who are either rich assholes and remain rich assholes who give no shits about the right way of doing things, or poor people who are like them and rise above everything else because they are assholes and embrace it, is far too high. The absolute shamelessness of this article as the second class is being dismantled because it's just better for rich assholes for everyone to remain poor except the ones willing to become as much of an asshole as them just speaks volumes about the state of American society.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

All this suggests that Mangione may prove to be a figure out of a Dostoyevsky novel — Raskolnikov with a silver spoon. It’s a familiar type. Ilich Ramírez Sánchez, better known as Carlos the Jackal, was a lawyer’s son whose mother moved him to London before he went on to become an international terrorist. Osama bin Laden came from immense wealth. Angry rich kids jacked up on radical, nihilistic philosophies can cause a lot of harm, not least to the working-class folks whose interests they pretend to champion.

Congratulations, you just identified pretty much the only subclass of people who have led successful working-class revolutions.

That's capital for ya.

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[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Norin@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Geez, NYT, how’s the boot taste?

[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Does print media have the equivalent of the Razzies?

If they do, this article will be in the running.

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

Well the headline and take are both hot garbage, but it's interesting new information to know that both parties in this case were class traitors for different sides lmao

[–] nublug@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 7 months ago

bret is nyt's go-to cryptofascist. he's always got these bootlicking propaganda pieces.

[–] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Thomson hid behind company sponsored laws passed by bought politicians to legally kill tens of thousands of people despite valid insurance coverage. He is nothing more than a murderous villain, but it's not the least bit surprising that the NYT thinks he's a hero.

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 14 points 7 months ago

Saruman, not frodo, was the true ring bearer.

[–] grimspectre@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

All that mental acrobatics. If only people would put that mental capacity to actual good use rather than for asswiping

[–] Odd_so_Star_so_Odd@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Pretty weird to see this furor over which one of the two is the goliath and the david, corporate media running interference for the owners club as usual smh.

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