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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Babies are a renewable resource.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Slippery though.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I sure hope they only use organic babies!

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

With the privatization of the FDA, its only Brondo from here.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

I don't care how it's made, I'll still drink it by the gallon

[–] jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Johnson's Baby Oil is made for babies, of babies, by babies.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago

The harvesters need to get better at nabbing those nepos, though. Mmm, sweet sweet 4%er spawn grease. Keeps the guillotines & wood chippers running smooooth as high noon justice.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Rfk jr has sworn to eliminate baby oil

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Tell him we can't deport the babies.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

The babies told me they are disappointed in you.