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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is disrespectful to George Washington the founder of America who was mostly Dicks.

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago

I heard that motherfucker had like... 30 god-damned dicks.

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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ted Cruz ran out and is trying to hoard them all for himself.

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So its now illegal to have more than 6 bananas in your home in Texas?

Sigh, this is gonna be an awkward call to mom..

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[–] CubitOom 15 points 1 year ago

Need to make a proposal to limit cross walls to a maximum of 6 crosses.

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

What if it was a dildo-gun?

[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

IANAL, but this law is (probably) not currently enforceable due to (among others) Lawrence v. Texas.

However, that was explicitly named as being on the chopping block, so at best it's "not enforceable yet"

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

You said "anal". Heh!

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don’t want to start WWIII but even I and my fifty buttplugs were surprised to hear that WALMART was selling sex toys.

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hairbrush and shampoo bottle sales about to go through the roof.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 year ago

And yet they have such unearned pride as a bastion of freedumb.

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 year ago (7 children)

This doesn't effect me, I don't shop at Walmart or have more than six holes.

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[–] NinjaBluesman@discuss.online 12 points 1 year ago

If you get caught, just say its The Salad Mixxxer.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The new top post in this community. I hope everyone is proud of themselves. I know I am.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Someone needs to make a Swiss army dildo.

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[–] mennorobert@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Texas is weird.

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, I am just ~~cleaning~~holding all those for a friend.

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

They'll have to come and take them from my cold dead pu-... wait..

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