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Luigi Mangione played 'Among Us,' breathes air (www.404media.co)

submitted 7 months ago by MHLoppy@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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(kinda cheating because the headline is halfway to satire already)

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 79 points 7 months ago (3 children)

They’re really trying to pin his motivation to absolutely anything but how fucked up our country is.

[–] granolabar@kbin.melroy.org 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

WE LARPED IT TOO

I can't if we really in uncharted turf but we are going on 1 week of unity. It is grass roots too.

Media, corpos and government is doing weird fucking shit and it makes them look kinda stupid now but remember these tricks worked for decades. They were always split us and turn every situation into a left/right issue with solution being impossible.

This is a class war! We can finish culture war after we fix class relations.

[–] Beldarofremulak@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I bet the "culture war" was started by those trying to divide. Maybe the class war will be a two birds with one stone thing.

[–] granolabar@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 7 months ago

I agree if everybody had enough food, housing, health and education, then yes most of culture war issues would be auto resolved.

Reminder would need to be handled with some solidarity, nothing that can't be done if people are feeling decent about their lives.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

AP and CNN both reporting, for days, "no known motive". That says all I need to hear.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 42 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Did he also eat sugar? Did you know Hitler ate sugar, too?

[–] radix@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

Witnesses say he enjoyed dihydrogen monoxide. This substance is distributed in schools.

[–] granolabar@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 7 months ago

404 mocking CNN skit they got that boy to do?

I don't get why his friend would go on TV for this

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Satire sites continue to deliver, despite my expectations that it would be so hard in this climate.