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Anon doesn't have an alibi (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] afk_strats@lemmy.world 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Your post is an excuse to post a Gianni video (Columbo + Videogames)

https://youtu.be/NnDe2u5M7e8

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 months ago

Classic 4chan was mostly joke plagiarism. Therefore, this post is 4chan neonoir

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 39 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I once listened to a true crime podcast, where the suspect claimed he was playing video games all afternoon. The police asked Sony to confirm, and they said he was indeed logged in to PSN, but was on the console's menu without playing a game. He simply left it on to create an alibi.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 21 points 8 months ago

Should have paid a 13 year old to watch your non existent cat and left it on the fortnight start screen...

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Just have an AI bot dick around on some game, boom, perfect alibi

[–] pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

i got games on my phone

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

those aren't games they're money pits

[–] pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

just how i like it

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 20 points 8 months ago

There’s just one thing bothering me, sir.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ohh come on, at least make an effort to spell "Stadia" correctly!

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Anon ain't got no alibi? Does that mean they're U G L Y?

[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 2 points 8 months ago

"they never said I played good games sir."

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Don't worry, he was streaming

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Anon was probably watching porn on the browser, wouldn't be surprising.

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world -1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Oh yeah. What's Spider-Man, God of War, Ratchet and Clank, Last of Us, Ghost of Tsushima, Final Fantasy, etc...? I've never heard of any of those either

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

What does Xbox have?

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Xbox has malware?

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Xbox has....halo 1-reach lol. And they HAD some franchises they let rot. Sadly I'd say Microsoft is turning into Sega but software successful version

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wait. So you agree with me? What does your initial reply mean? It's a picture of a bug on code?

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

I'd say that given the current climate theres a greater than 0 chance that Microsoft can pull anything out of their asses with all of these new (to them) studios.

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world -3 points 8 months ago

This is an interesting take, my understanding was that PlayStation has significantly more exclusive games than Xbox.