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aww from the awkward grindr ping to meeting close friends
Ikr
This is my favourite couple in furry comics.
Social acceptance lies in the delivery.
Unacceptable: "She's got a nice set of tits." Acceptable: "She has a dramatic neckline." It's all in the delivery and above all know your audience.
The difference is probably with or without birth control.
Alright that third one made me laugh. Also, I have you tagged as "metalhead/trekkie". Cheers.
Haha, I did not expect basically a compliment from an internet ~~stranger~~ friend (or anyone for that matter), much less one that I'm able to take.
(And certainly not as a reply to my shitty reposts about cumpies.)
Ty, fellow trekkie!
Rock on 🤘
Spock on 🖖
(Great, now I'm imagining devils horns & live-prosper hand gestures scissoring)
Also ... youtube/EU-jd3qpfhg ...
That's a pretty awesome, groovy jam.
Lol, this post is so passive-aggressive
"this joke's been done to death"
CMV: "Creampie" is a kinky word for default sex.
The meme isn’t really correct, creampie implies a good amount of semen leaks out immediately after ejaculation. Kind of the opposite goal of regular sex.
You do understand that semen is not magically absorbed by the woman's body, right? It will always leak. And only one highly motivated little sperm cell is enough to achieve the deed.
While it’s true only one typically makes it into the egg, recent research has suggested that it’s a team effort getting there
Let's call my reductionist comment a poor atempt at comedic relief, while trying to pass some valid information.
you mean coitus ?
Ew, language.
😳🥺😳🥺
Dah Dah Dah Daaah!
Is that Lustwig van Bearthoven?
...are you eager for something?
:3
Are you eager to nut or be nutted?
I had a lady who kept going on about how they were trying for kids, like, all the time. And if it wasn't that, it was her bad knees. Started calling her "No-Knees McFucksalot." I private of course. But like, we get it. Ya'll are fucking.
As somebody with kids, I feel the same way. People asking "are you gonne have more?" Or "were you trying?"
Like yeah I jazz up in there on the reg Aunt Linda thanks for asking about me dropping these loads, pass the ham.
💦
laughs in $80k of IVF treatments
cos playing as creampied
What about IVF?
microdosing
well cumming is nice.