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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 84 points 8 months ago

Trash bird power couple.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 40 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Can't wait to see the next part where they see him leaving with his girlfriend with a... Let's say a unique form of walking

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

The pregnant walk?

(/s I get the joke)

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 38 points 8 months ago (2 children)

"We're trying for a baby"

ew...

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Yeah, this is disappointing and I'm getting out of here. I prefer sperm that don't miss.

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago

…”but only for the attention!” - Jenna Maroney from 30 Rock, probably

[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

keeping the balls cool to increase fertility - supposedly.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 52 points 8 months ago (2 children)

oh i thought he was getting pegged

[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

i mean, isn't anal supposed to be good for the prostate and stuff?

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

prolly, i guess they said they were trying for a child, not that they've been successful at it

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

You say that, but everyone gets offended when I put the "UnderpantsWeevil creampied his wife" onesie on my son.

[–] celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 8 months ago