this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2024
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[–] einlander@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Going off the rails on the crazy train.

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] einlander@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 24 points 9 months ago

At long as it hits 88 mph before...

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 14 points 9 months ago

Stand back. Waaaaaay back.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 14 points 9 months ago

When an immovable objects meets an unstoppable force.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'm confused as to why this is confusing? Not all trains (such as limited express, express, etc.) stop at all stations.

[–] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 47 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 31 points 9 months ago

what, your trains don't normally do ramps? (I guess I'm not awake yet. Thanks!)

[–] sxan@midwest.social 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it just bounces against the stops and goes in the other direction.

[–] piecat@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But the fundamental theorem of calculus says that there must be at least one point in time where the train stops.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 1 points 9 months ago

Yes; but also, Zeno's Paradox says the train will never arrive!

[–] Sumocat@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

End of the line. Look at the track.

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

looks more like the warning is for the track to our left which is not visible.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 months ago

Of course it is, but then it wouldn't be a funny joke.

[–] retrolasered@lemmy.zip 6 points 9 months ago

Orpington station