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[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 44 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] errer@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

Never has a charge on a bill been this honest

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Because fuck you, but only a little, that’s why

This ceo needs to be taught a lesson methinks

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And why is Takeaway Cost in Chinese

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

Three dollars

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 9 months ago

"Wait, why are you charging me seventy-five cents?"

"Because I want seventy-five cents."

"Okay well, that's fair."

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 9 points 9 months ago

Honestly, that's more explanative than 'taxes and fees'.

It is exactly what it says it is.

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Thats probably a credit card fee.