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[–] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 272 points 8 months ago (6 children)

egg

[–] steventhedev@lemmy.world 173 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Sir, this is Lemmy.

Beans

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 59 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Jeans

(portmanteau of jeans and beans)

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Trains

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I like trains.

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

Hell yeah!

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 10 points 8 months ago

It always ends with trains...

WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD???

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[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Black salt.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago (14 children)

It’s not fair, you’re baiting us

(I literally just thought to myself “found the vegan” before reading your username)

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[–] nifty@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

cheeze

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 11 points 8 months ago

i humger HAHA

[–] IlIllIIIllIlIlIIlI@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I need to see this with 200 upvotes.

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[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

🤣

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I love how this is the first thing I see and was well over 200 likes

[–] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 121 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I almost thought it was gonna be the same person...

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's prudent to have a backup egg in case one breaks.

[–] udon@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)

What if it breaks because it collides with the backup?

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[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 8 months ago

Howtobasic unmasked.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 51 points 8 months ago

Step 1: be attractive

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 41 points 8 months ago

Sounds like someone can check "date an abusive person" of their life checklist

[–] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I wonder why she gets so many likes ( Y )

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This guy got just as many and he's not even sexy text.

https://discuss.tchncs.de/comment/14831208

Maybe it's not the boobs afterall.

[–] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 8 months ago

Jokes on you, I do have boobs. They're invoking upvote magic even when hidden.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

And you dated this person why?

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 31 points 8 months ago (2 children)

how else can anyone afford to live

[–] SatyrSack@feddit.org 24 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Sell pictures of your feet on the Internet.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

You would not believe how saturated that market is. Seriously, you cannot just sell feet pics with no effort, that shit takes dedication, skill & no small amount of luck. The percentage of women who are willing to trade large sums of money for pics of their feet is almost 100%.

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (4 children)

What's the market for men's feet looking like?

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[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Heck, if Lily Allen needs to do that to make ends meet, what hope do the rest of us have?

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 8 months ago

According to your username you could sell pics of your lobes!

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I love that you went to the effort to make this

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[–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Probably because she liked him.

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 20 points 8 months ago (6 children)

That's when you break up with him, he sounds unhinged and potentially dangerous

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

NTA, your twitter, your rules.

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[–] atocci@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Eggg with three g's

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