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She's just jealous

[–] MuhammadJesusGaySex@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Heh, my maternal grandmother told me that when guys would come to pick her up for a date. One of her brothers would answer the door and tell the dude she was taking a shit, and would be down in a min.

She also said that one time she got drunk off of some cider that they kept in the barn. She said her and her friend got super drunk and puked all over the living room then passed out. She said that when they woke up in the morning. Her brother had put her and her friend in the bed and cleaned it all up before her mom and dad woke up.

She was born in 1911

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

(In the midst of an orgy)
Grandma: Where is the chaperone? I doubt anyone here is landed gentry.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

landed gentry

hmm, i wonder where i was reading that PARTICULAR WORD before somewhere, said in the news BY SOMEONE

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

Safe sex people, raw doggin is risky

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Which app? Asking for a … who am I kidding. I have no friends.

[–] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 1 points 2 years ago

Tumblr cause no friends

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

People don't like to face the fact that our grandparents were just as slutty as we are, if not more so