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[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 50 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Romans abandoned the republic and so were cursed to become Italians.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago

and so were cursed to become Italians.

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Nah, not Italy. The last bits of the roman empire is the Catholic Church

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 21 points 8 months ago

Bullshit. It's ~~Turkey~~ ~~Serbia~~ ~~Russia~~ ~~Georgia~~ ~~Malta~~ ~~Germany~~ ~~Austria~~ ~~Spain~~ ~~Liechtenstein~~ ~~Latvia~~ ~~France~~ ~~Romania~~ ~~Greece~~ ~~Armenia~~ ~~Poland~~ ~~the Isle of Man~~ Nando's

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Their leaders even (unofficially) inherited the title of Pontifex Maximus.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

So, the Vatican?

[–] Lyre@lemmy.ca 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You're right Rome historically loved those provinces like children. Oh man ya and those empires have all historically treated Italy so well!

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Rome was better to its provinces than many other empires.

I did not say good, just better.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Rome, at least during the Principate, lived by the words of the Emperor Tiberius - a good shepherd shears his sheep, not skins them. The Romans weren't benevolent overlords, but they were certainly practical ones, which puts them a good few steps over most rulers of antiquity.

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I think it says something about the quality of your contributions that my face lights up every time I see your name, particularly when you reply to me. That has nothing to do with the topic, just thought you'd like to know.

(There's not much to add to the topic anyway. Even their "diversity" was a practical approach to managing such a large hegemony.)

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I think it says something about the quality of your contributions that my face lights up every time I see your name, particularly when you reply to me. That has nothing to do with the topic, just thought you’d like to know.

That certainly brightens my day in turn!

[–] greencactus@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ahhh, I already wondered where PugJesus is in a thread about Rome - luckily you didn't disappoint! :D

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I'm like a rat to cheese, or a Roman to garum.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Italy is definitely getting put in the bad nursing home

[–] Lyre@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

Boomer Rome telling the other empires that Spain is just a phase.

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The Gauls genocided by Ceasar would like to have a word with you

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Asterix and crew never surrendered!

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Genocided so hard they ended up in the Senate, truly a terrible fate.

PSA: Ancient numbers of their enemies' vanquishing are rarely reliable.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

is colonialism a knock-on effect? I mean, the US came to it twice removed from Rome....

I look at this image and think of all the indigenous peoples colonized by these countries and it's staggering... damn splinter, you set the template for a whole lot of suffering...