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Jade (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 8 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 86 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Oh, I didn't realize but I've also had a Jade laptop. I was just holding it upside down.

[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's crazy, how can somebody not know what brand of laptop they...

HOLY SHIT ME TOO

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 8 points 8 months ago

Hey, back in the late 90s I bought a laptop from a reputable seller and had literally no idea who the manufacturer was. Was a pretty good laptop for the era too. The badge on the back of the monitor said "Notebook".

I had to put the product ID code on the bottom into an online search engine - possibly very early Google - to find out it was made by Taiwanese company called Kapok.

Kind of wish I still had it, but I donated it to a good cause years ago.

[–] bisby@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I would never buy Jade. I always buy snsv laptops

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 8 months ago

I used to, but now my allegiance lies with ʞɹoʍǝɯɐɹɟ.

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I have dy. How does that compare to snsv?

[–] TheFogan@programming.dev 39 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Can that jade PC play the classic game WOOD

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 months ago

DooD MooM

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 8 months ago

It is probably connected to an snsv monitor with an IWCH cable, and he uses a dy keyboard to type on it.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"where sial"

[–] minyakcurry@monyet.cc 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's either singlish or manglish, English dialects found exclusively in Singapore/Malaysia. You can read that as "where tf"

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Thanks lah

[–] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Do we have an equivalent of r/ComedyCemetery here on Lemmy?

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

There's a very quiet !comedycemetery@lemmy.blahaj.zone and a less quiet !comedyheaven@lemmy.world

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 months ago

I had an ANOS phone for a while

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Your laptop, what brand?

uuh, its a bit offensive...

..?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"uhh i think my laptop's brand is loss?"

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Fucking minimalist logo fonts...

[–] lemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Cool, so far, I only heard about "dy"

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago

Consider me jaded

[–] dukatos@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

I have snsv laptop.

[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

my grandma be like: