Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 2 years ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because they make up everything!

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[–] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 23 points 2 years ago

My knowledge about atoms? Very little.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

12 atoms of sodium walk into a bar.

Followed by Batman.

[–] dbaner@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Took me way too long to get that

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What's atom favorite season? it's autumn