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[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 75 points 8 months ago (2 children)

According to the hole in the satellite picture the ice we skate is getting pretty thin

[–] putitoutwithyourbootsted@piefed.social 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The water’s getting warm, so you might as well swim.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My world's on fire. How'bout yours?

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 55 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They should have stopped coming out with new years after 2010.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, can we downgrade? I'd like to go back to 2010 too.

I mean, 2010 probably also sucked at the time, but knowing what I know now, I know how much less it sucked.

[–] Intergalactic@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

2010 was fantastic (I was 9)

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Are you planning on getting children anytime soon?

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Warning: 2010 will no longer be supported after 2025.

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[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 47 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Hey now, you're an old fart. Put your slippers on, sit down.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

An upvote is not adequate to express my appreciation of this comment.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thank you friend. Though truth be told I'm a crocs man myself.

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I need to buy a good pair of slippers. I have big feet and all of the slippers I've tried are super uncomfortable.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Around Christmas, Big Lots sells a pair of slippers that say "Papa" on one side and "Bear" on the other (or "Mama" and "Bear" if you're so inclined). While most of what they sell is poor quality, these have become my absolute favorite slippers - so much so that every Christmas season, I go buy two pairs to last me throughout the year. If you live anywhere near a Big Lots, I recommend purchasing these.

Alternatively, if you're looking for higher quality, here is an interview with Pierce Brosnan in which he discussed slippers. I tried to buy what he recommended but couldn't find a pair that fit me. However, what I did find seemed like they'd be very comfortable if they did.

edit: In case you're interested

[–] errer@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

You're a porn star

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Smash Mouth singer passed away some time ago. I felt disproportionately saddened

[–] Luminocta@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Same but before he died I was already sad for him. He was mentally very unhealthy.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Considering they didn't explain how he died, but was also a covid denier, I'm fairly ambivalent.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He drank himself to death.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Yes. Someone already said that. Sorry if I have limited sympathies for someone that said "Now we're all here together tonight. And we're being human once again. Fuck that COVID shit" at a super spreader event.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

His wiki page says he died of liver failure and possibly cardiomyopathy

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago

This,

Especially because I've seen posts from my high school classmates on Facebook of having children in their 20's

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (4 children)

So much to do, so much to see... So what's wrong with taking the back streets?

[–] MellowYellow13@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You never know if you don't go

[–] oascany@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

You never shine if you don't glow

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Moreover, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Is there a term in Clinical Psychology for becoming Furious when you are reminded that people are younger than you

[–] MellowYellow13@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] el_eh_chase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Damn, it really is that simple.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Eh, I would say it's more like a combo of jealousy, nostalgia, and regret.

Germans probably have a word for it lol

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

We could have one too just by literally jamming those words together.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Lawn Syndrome, as in get off it.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 months ago
[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Where over the rainbow🌈

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

The world was gonna roll me

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

By this logic could easily be a grandpa.

[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Thank you for reminding me that I'm getting up there.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

That's why so many old people keep to themselves so much. Shock

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