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submitted 8 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago

Foreboding euphemism.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 19 points 8 months ago

Sarcasm is on life support or in a coma in America .... I have to take a moment or two to see if it's an Onion headline or not

[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Why’d the AI make his hand so big? Lol

We all know that’s some bs

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What does happen to the turkeys pardoned? Go to a zoo? Adopted as pets? How long do turkeys live?

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

It means the farmer eats it instead of the president