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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

Can't show your best moves on the first date

[–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] bier@feddit.nl 16 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I would marry you, if I where a girl

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

That just shows you're a good provider.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 13 points 8 months ago

Knickers dropping.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Women these days... even a date to McDonalds doesn't impress 'em.

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[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Maybe she's not that into nuggets.

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago

no wait please come back teach me your ways

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