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submitted 8 months ago by zedgeist@lemmy.world to c/me_irl@lemmy.world

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ahh yes the old excuse of "I can't come, the ghost of Hitler is having a nervous breakdown."

I need to be there for my homie.

...wait

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Better then Get this: My nephew gave me syphilis.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 8 months ago

Sorry I can't come, a professional hockey team gave me syphilis.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Roll 3d10.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 7 points 8 months ago

This is going to sound like an excuse, but my tinder date found my box of human teeth.....now she wants to show me hers.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I can't go because the Pope posted my nudes on Instagram. Plus a high school marching band died in front of me, but whatevs. They were crap 🤷

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is MAD magazine back?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Yes, actually. They started printing it again just last month, and prior to that they were putting out collections of older material.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 months ago

I can't go because Dan Rather gave me syphilis

sounds about right

[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Many of these sound pretty believable if you go with the "my Tinder date" option.

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

What flag is this?