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[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

In the midwest it would be IN the subway...

[–] m_f@midwest.social 29 points 8 months ago

Here's the best I can do

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 16 points 8 months ago

Don't mind me, just tryna be that girl.

[–] ech@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

Nah. People that want to meet people will go places to meet people. The subway is not one of those places.

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Leave the girl on the subway alone, she'll talk to you if she wants to talk.

[–] timestatic@feddit.org 29 points 8 months ago

So she's allowed to talk to me but I'm not? I mean I wouldn't talk to them usually but if you are friendly why not?

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What if hypothetical you happen to be a girl too?

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

The only acceptable circumstance is if you both talk to each other at the exact same instance. Extra leeway is granted if you say the same exact thing. If the utterance interval exceeds 250ms, the earlier speaker must turn themselves over to the authorities.

Can't believe you had to ask, really; these are basic social maxims.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 months ago

🎵_She smiled at me on the subway_🎵

🎶_she was with another man_🎶

🎵_but I won't lose no sleep on that_🎶

🎶_cuz I've got a plan_🎶

commits suicide by cliff dive