EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.

The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?

Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!

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[–] the16bitgamer@programming.dev 13 points 10 months ago

“Hahahaha”

Oh wait. You’re serious? Let me laugh even harder.

“HAHAHAHA”

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This isn't a productive area of discussion.

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Got to do a bad Kissinger expression while you say it.

[–] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 10 months ago

I don't know what to do! Should I eat more butter?!
This is the worst part: the calm before the battle...oh wait! I forgot about the battle!
Some of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. Those men are the bravest of all...
Please, gentlemen, we've all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.
That wasn't cowardice!
No, Scruffy, it's me, Washbucket! I love you, Scruffy! I've always loved you!
Now open your mouth...No not that one. Your other mouth.

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 12 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I'm Scruffy, the janitor.

[–] Czele@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long

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[–] nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 10 months ago

The elves are back

[–] HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

I'm gonna get me one of them $300 haircuts. This one's lost its pizzazz.

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[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

"What about what?" - Philip J Fry responding to the professor yelling WHAT in a tiny ship in Fry's ear when the professor and crew controlled tiny robot versions of themselves to sneak inside Fry's body

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"wooooooooo"

[–] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

I know exactly which scene you are referring to hahaha damn this show.

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Hey, Professor. You're a professor.

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

My absolute favorite line is, "Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun."

That same episode also gave us the phrase, "a partially barfed-up heart," which is a phrase I can't even type here without laughing.

[–] ripley@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

The butter in my pocket is melting!

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I can't believe everybody's just ad-libbing!

[–] Qli@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Bender, depressed walks up to a bar:

"Gimmie your largest, strongest, cheapest drink"

[–] Discover@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention. Now that is ironyyy

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 9 points 10 months ago

Old lady: Like I always say, live fast and die young Bender: You should say something else

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 8 points 10 months ago

I was gonna go yachting in those feet!

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Thus solving the problem once and for all.

[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

"So, what you think you just explained was..."

"That's right. This box contains our own universe!"

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 8 points 10 months ago

“Your music’s bad and you should feel bad!”

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Gundersons Nuts! They're Nut so good!

I'm Shocked. SHOCKED! well not that shocked.

Hey. Fry. Pizza going out. C'MON!

[–] GlobexCorpCEO@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Shut up baby I know it

Use it with the wife often, mostly with success

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Robot house

[–] cymor@midwest.social 5 points 10 months ago

"Your mother!"

[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I'll use the poor as a source of teeth for aquarium gravel

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