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[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 9 months ago

I can do the bottom three just fine. I cannot out-rap most professionals at present.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 9 months ago

There’s a Werner Herzog documentary about an auction-calling competition titled “How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck” which is well worth seeing.

[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

people who talk at the end of commercials

I thought these were a joke until I saw a TV ad that actually did it. You'd think it makes the scam hilariously obvious.

[–] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In brazil they just say government mandated shit like "talk to a doctor before buying meds" or "dont drink and drive" in lawyer speech

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

In America it's more like, "Bazynga has been shown in the lab to treat bone cancer with a 100% success rate! Ask your doctor today if Bazynga is right for you!"

^sideeffectsofBazyngamayincludeheadachenauseaupsetstomachbonecancerorboneitis. ^InsomecasesBazyngamaymakeyourbonecancerworse. ^Stopuseandaskyourdoctorifyourlegscomeoff.

[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Mine was for some quick loan company, with their spectacularly shit terms explained at the end. It was both the first and the last time I've seen these here, so I guess it didn't take off.

[–] Skyline969@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Boomhauer must be Shaggy levels of godlike power.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 9 months ago

People who can sing the bridge of Hardware Store by Weird Al.

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Just wait until you talk to a newfie