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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon goes to a fancy Japanese restaurant (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 81 points 8 months ago

Anon messed up. He didn't maintain eye contact with her while eating the fish, so she has no respect for him

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 43 points 8 months ago

Fake: He missed the shot.

Gay: Didn't let the girl finish answering.

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 25 points 8 months ago

"Thanks but-- I am not free tonight. How about tomorrow?"