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[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

40 horsepower??? Holy shit are you trying to cut titanium?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 8 months ago

It's an anti-tank weapon.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 11 points 8 months ago
[–] pirtedad@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago

You'll shoot your arm off.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This meme is so old it can legally drive at this point

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I bet you're so old you can drive too

(gottem)

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That’s actually a good idea for a new fallout weapon

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

The bang saw

[–] Gorgritch_umie_killa@aussie.zone 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Every 40k author is tearing up their manuscript right now and starting afresh,

...the screaming chainsaw missile tore through the mid-morning air, the astartes all laughed as it sliced though half a squad of guardsmen as they ate breakfast...

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Serious Sam 4 has a secret RPC weapon you can find if you preordered the game or enable it with cheats. It's as broken as it is fun.

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 8 points 8 months ago

New Helldiver support weapon?

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Hellfire R9X

Edit: thank you, C A B B A G E ⬇️

[–] ALiteralCabbage@feddit.uk 8 points 8 months ago

What the fuck

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

If they were they'd be a war crime.

[–] Moops@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

It's never a war crime the first time!

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why would that be a war crime if the Hellfire R9X isn't?

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Edit: whoops, wrong comment.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 8 months ago

I was hoping this linked to an XKCD article that discusses the question. Answering the question optional.

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 4 points 8 months ago

Perhaps, especially if combined with giant magnet neck collars like in the beginning of Wild Wild West

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

I have no notes

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Only if they're battery-powered. Carrying enough fuel to feed the saw as well as the rocket would be too much

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fun concept but if only starting a gas powered chainsaw were that easy...

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 15 points 8 months ago (3 children)

You see, if you fix the chainsaw ripcord to the bazooka and then fire it you can use the propulsion pull to also start the chainsaw during launch

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Just remember to clean the fuel lines during maintenance as it can separate when left for too long, and press the primer button the correct number of times while loading, and then always store it upright.

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Like a BeyBlade. Let em rip. And tear.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 months ago

You should be able to replace the heavy engine with a turbine mounted in the rocket engine.

[–] Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Dr. Bright wants to know your location.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm confused about the spyware free part. I'm not clocking on either link. But cAn you explain that one?

[–] Agility0971@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The link have question mark in the middle and a unique identifier behind it. When a web browser requests the website from youtube, it will look at that identifier and know that link was generated by a specific user. If you request the video while logged in then google knows that those two accounts are somehow communicating. If over time two youtube accounts are communicating bidirectionally then they are probably friends. If communication is going only one way then it might be an influencer account.

Removing that identifier will remove information about who sent you the link.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh good shit! Are there any extensions that can deshitify that process?

[–] Agility0971@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Agility0971@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Only if they can reach mach 5

[–] TheVillageGuy@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 8 months ago

#rimworld needs this as a mod

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

It's like the opposite of a swordfish

[–] bluewing@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

I'm all for it as long as it can make a conventional cut and a Humboldt cut. I'm assuming it can make plunge cuts.

[–] windpunch@feddit.org 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

So, similar to Manhacks from Half-Life 2?

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

That's my reminder to check for a new Chainsaw Man chapter

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