Melbourne

Am enjoying pizza. There's something special about those cute little octopusses (octopi?) - the way their little legs curl up is just too, too ...... Kinda chewy though.

Going to learn to knit so I can make all the knitwear I love so much in my period shows. I can already loom knit (well circular loom knit), so how hard can actual knitting be.

Pizza has been obtained. Am about to get pissed as a newt. Why a newt? What is so pissed about a helpless, innocent amphibian? Would welcome some collective wisdom from the Hivemind.

My partner's ex-coworkers have invited us out to the pub tonight. It'll be good to see them, and I do want to ask if one of them would be interested if I ran a D&D one-shot, as he was part of our old group.

But, I guess this means I have to shower and look presentable. Lame.

To summarize:

THE HILLS ARE ALIVEEEEEEEE
With the sound of mewwwwzziiiikkk
With sardines they have sung for a meowsand years
The hills fill my fart with the sound of mewwwwzzziiikkk

My fart wants to sing every songggg it reeeeks
My fart wants to beat like the splash of a turd.
That flies from the cake to the bees

My fart wants to sing like a crime
That cries at a church on a priest
To laugh like a crook who let’s rip

And shart over thrones on its wings
To sing through the fright.
Like a shark who is lurking two days

I go to the pills when my fart is lonely
I know I will tear where I torn before
My fart will be caressed to the sound of mewwwwzzziiikkk
And I’ll shitttttt oneeeeeee smoreeeeeeeeeee

@CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone

Takes a glance at comment count

I have chicken marinating in super hot stuff but should it go on

My little handroll with the hawt chicken dins collapsed (ish) :( I will do better next time.

Should've stuck with the bun.

You are all so beautiful, you shine like stars in the night.
I'm blinded by your beauty, your brilliance is bright.

That pre lunch moment when everyone in the office has the same take away joint website open, trying to decide what they wanna have :D

I'm excited for the Grand Final, only because of the day off. I don't care about footy (I mean I have a team I barrick for but that's it).

300 comments. Allegedly.

If anyone wants a green bin full of compacted grass and oxalis that I've just pulled it is all yours.

I don't like this weeding biz one bit.

Say I was to make some QR code stickers that lead to a link that is not under my admin, would there be a way to track how many times it's accessed through the QR code?

I don't fit in. I am nothing.

Fat cat is making very angry biscuits next to me. She's super tired and super upset at the world.

Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖 🍗🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙🥠🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮 🍗 🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

Have booked tickets to Moulin Rouge. Looking forward to it, been a while since I’ve been to a musical.

To contribute to 300: A category 4 typhoon is right outside Hong Kong and moving towards the city. The infrastructure will be fine. The trees, absolutely not. RIP trees.

5.02pm. 🍷🥂🍾🍷