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submitted 8 months ago by Hubi@feddit.org to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

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[–] chetradley@lemm.ee 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The gamer chickened out, responding, “I would have liked to but 34.2 temperature + stomach ache + headache sorry I give up.”

Fuck that. It could be the hottest day on record and I'm dying of dysentery and I'm not passing up an opportunity to throw hands with a billionaire.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bro had the chance of a lifetime and he backed down??

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Limp dick ass threat.

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just ain't very gamer move tbh

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago

Gamer who has only ever talked trash over a microphone

[–] Sundial@lemm.ee 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

lmao that gamer should have showed up. Would have been epic.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 24 points 8 months ago

that gamer is without honor!

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 11 points 8 months ago

Bruh really chickened out on the chance of a lifetime like that?? Even if you lose, you got to 1v1 a billionaire!

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago

High school never ends.