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Incoming US A-G Matt Gaetz opposes social media ban so he can DM Aussie teens (chaser.com.au)
submitted 9 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[โ€“] joyjoy@lemm.ee 20 points 9 months ago

We should build a school within 500m of the White House.

[โ€“] Heavybell@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

There's good reasons to oppose the ban. At least until someone explains how they plan to implement it without having every website, game and service with a chat box require you to hand over proof of your full legal name and address.