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Sorry, Hexchan, your violent trolling has convinced me that communism is a meanie pants religion. I am now a capitalist. You now owe me 100 (one hundred) tasty grasshoppers for every owl post on Hexbear.net thank you for your cooperation.

I have become the master of capitowl.

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[–] JohannaChittarra@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You have one owl appreciation day and this happens. stalin-bummed

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How come I only get ONE day hmm?

A Randian super owl like me should at least get a week

[–] JohannaChittarra@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As i recall, COMRADE Owl, you resented your appreciation day. You REJECTED our love. Maybe you were a capitalist wrecker all along? Hmmmmmmmmm?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was only in it for the free grasshoppers. Sorry but the only comrade in my life is the hustlegrind-

Yeah no I can't keep the capitalist persona up, I think I'm gong to vomit 🤮

[–] JohannaChittarra@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] JohnBrownsBussy2@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Have you considered licensing versions of your pfp as an NFT collection? You could release your own proprietary cryptocurrency so that people could buy/rent them.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This sounds like a good idea how many will u buy

[–] JohnBrownsBussy2@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I already pirated the bootleg "p i s s owl", so 0 copies.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

FUCKING FUCK meow-tableflip

[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We should have realised sooner smh

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

The two genders

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

ooooooooooooooh another Soldier of Socialism lost to the capitalist overlords

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Fowl Treason

kelly

[–] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That was a controlled amount of trolling, sweetie.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Control only hampers the free marketplace of ideas, sweaty

[–] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

New dirt owl just dropped. And its terrible.

visible-disgust

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago
[–] shath@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

betrayal of the highest order

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

more like crapitalism

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

no more half measures walter

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

I don't give a hoot about your owlpinions!

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Grasshoppers are fine, but in communism you can have all the beans you can eat. I heard they banned beans in capitalism, so yeah.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

ohnoes what have I done?

Why I left the left the left the left the left the left the left the left the left the left the left the left the left

[–] immuredanchorite@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

this is like 1991 all over again