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Lord of the memes

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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is why there was only one eye tower in Mordor.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 months ago

Sauron shot his eye out with an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle?

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But does it have a compass in the stock? Does it have this thing which tells time?

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"A+, plus, plus, plus, plus..."

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Now instead of Gimli breaking his axe on it, the kid shoots it, it ricochets, and then shoots his eye out

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

That wound will never fully heal

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He was a great warrior ... but Ralphie shot his eye out

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 8 months ago

Imagine not using a shot of Ralphie in this outfit for this meme.

"You have my sword."

"And my bow."

"And my axe."

"And MY VUVUZELLA."