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[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

trying to get the "titanic titties" achievement for maxing out tits in-game

every spouse cheats on your player character for being a tit-obsessed weirdo

ooooooooooooooh

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

This is actually disturbingly close to an actual situation in CK3. Spoilered because it's pretty gross.

spoilerCW: Incest

So there's an achievement in CK3 called "A Perfect Circle" for playing a character with exactly 2 each of parents, grandparents, and great-grandparents, essentially meaning you have to be the child of 3 generations of brother-sister inbreeding. At launch it was extremely difficult to get because the Seduction focus made characters cheat so much that the odds of having a child's genetic parents be its legal parents was shockingly low. Like I want to say less than half.

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

What's the fucking point of ruling a medieval kingdom if my court appointed fertility sorcerer can't use his bohangaloo calipers to create a Breastnostate where his roaming death squads of Inquisitits deport or purge booba criminals to enforce maximum milkers?

[–] Phish@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago
[–] StarkillerX42@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

We, as a society, should make a game like that, just to keep all these people in one place permanently.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

stuff yeah the game is called ck3, that's what it's for.

like it straight up is about genetic traits inheritance and titulature inheritance, i don't remember how extensive the physical characteristic "genes" go but i'd honestly be suprised if they didn't involve tits to some extent, it's very complicated and detailed.

[–] s_s@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

🥱 We have, it's called hexbear.

[–] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Thank you gamers, very cool

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Even the innuendo word choices are kombucha-disgust

at that point i'm pretty sure there's multiple skyrim mods that would meet your needs as a gamer better

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Man I've not played ck3 in a long while. It feels so boring

[–] nicklewound@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Critical support for the Mommy Milky Monarchy.