Get him a heated pad he can chill on near your desk. I've found cats are attracted to the waste heat of electronics as much as anything. Make sure it's a good perch so he can still supervise.

Idk if this was an actual ask for help or not. I have a very helpful kitty who loves sleeping on laptop keyboards!

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

Dude loves heat. Will risk his life to snag my chair when I stand to stretch.

Almost sat on him a few times.

[–] cloudless@lemmy.cafe 29 points 8 months ago

Try reporting this to feline resources.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 8 months ago

Have you tried offering him drugs? I know a guy who knows a guy that can get you a good deal on that 'nip.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Your cat is very disappointed by your lacklustre work ethic.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

It goes both ways. I kill more creepy crawlies then he does.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 months ago

lasers

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

I took the "I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him..." route. Now they know to leave me alone most of the time when I'm busy but will come to me if they need some love. Or they're really hungry.

[–] BertramDitore@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

Calling my supervisor a dirty little pussy is usually a no no, but in this case…

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Open a nearby window just a crack and they'll spy on the neighbors for you. Mine has so much gossip to tell me every afternoon.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Box

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

You see nothing!

[–] Anamnesis@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Soon.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Befriended him

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 8 months ago

You need to unionize.

....the pet snack bakery down the road.