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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

um excuse me your picture can't be correct as birds aren't real

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Hbomberguy intensifies

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

No way, birbs are not real bc drones. But proof that horshs are real:

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img 4

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] rustydomino@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Take your upvote and gtfo

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 8 months ago

I don't have to believe in horses, I bought an Electric Monk to believe in things for me since believing things is exhausting.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

List of things that don’t exist:

  • Horses
[–] dan@upvote.au 1 points 8 months ago

also birds... they're just spy drones.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 8 points 8 months ago

that is a bumper sticker clearly not a horse

[–] horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago (4 children)
[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

Ketamine hallucinations?

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 3 points 8 months ago

Found Sarah Jessica Parker's lemmy account

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I havent snorted myself yet

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

its true, have you ever seen a horse? they're made up animals, no real animal would ever look like that.

except maybe a donkey

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

have you ever seen a horse?

yes!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Are you sure it was a horse and not two people in a horse costume?

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Yes ~~I'm not talking about the pet play~~

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 8 months ago

Be careful, conservatives may be coming for you next! 🙃

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 3 points 8 months ago
[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If horses aren't real then where is the power coming from the car's engine? Checkmate.

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[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they just really like the horse blankets thickness

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Textile joke. Nice.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Horses are just imaginary unicorns.

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

They are just large dogs, not a separate species.

[–] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I too am a horse denier.

I always deny a horse.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

That's probably just a brown donkey 🐴. The things they can do with paint these days.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

🎶Goodbye horses!🎶

🎶You don't exist at all!🎶

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Has he met Megan?

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Tsk, tsk, tsk, he wants to be the horse, not be with the horse, smh

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Either way, it's horse fuckin

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

President of Turkmenistan: Yes

[–] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I don't think I've laughed at an image this hard in a min.

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Of course they aren't real. Just ask Joe.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

This Joe? Because I'm pretty sure he is a horse.

[–] Veneroso@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago
[–] ChiefSinner@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago