I have a dumb anecdote about Michael Schumacher.
15+ years ago my friend and I crashed one of his victory parties. We were home from college for the summer and they had balloons matching our high school's so we figured we'd know someone there. When we asked some drunk guys who graduated, they laughed and shouted "MICHAEL!!!"
We got drinks and played pool in his basement until someone from the catering company pulled us aside to ask who we were there for. We said Michael's graduation and were promptly kicked out. Didn't find out who Michael was for another week.