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Cop Annoyed At Assumption That All Police Officers Are As Bad As Him (www.theonion.com)
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[–] InevitableWaffles@midwest.social 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I earned my 1000 beaten civilian badge honestly. These guys are just claiming it. If you ask me, its basically stolen valor. /s

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Stolen violence.

[–] krigo666@lemmings.world 7 points 2 years ago

Actually, this is so real that belongs in Not The Onion...

[–] Drusas@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Franklin also cautioned against taking “a few dozen anecdotes” about him drunkenly beating his wife and extrapolating that into a larger problem of marital abuse among police officers.”

Too real.