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[–] iii@mander.xyz 17 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Doesn't look to bad tbh. Not restaurant food, but a good midweek lunch.

Am I insane?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 8 points 9 months ago

Nah, only thing I'd change is the bread.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Those peppers look raw, onions a bit too, but otherwise an alright sandwich to me.

[–] MumboJumbo@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

The onion looks like it started to caramelize, maybe more salt on it to let it sweat before cooking. And the pepper has a lil bit of char on it. Good effort, 6/10.

[–] mister_flibble@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Honestly I think if you tossed this whole thing in a frying pan and cooked it up like grilled cheese it would improve by several orders of magnitude.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

cheese, steak.

I don't see what's missing /s

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

It's missing the philly.

[–] Wolfizen@pawb.social 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Where is the hoagie??? It's a food crime but its your food so you get a pardon.

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think you might be shot if you attempted to serve this in Philly

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

And you'd honestly deserve it

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How was it?
I would have toasted the bread a little bit. It looks good though!

Yea change that bread up and it’s no longer half bad looking.

Steak is way too thick and chewy. Either overcooked and / or used the wrong cut.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 5 points 9 months ago

The reverse of Americans posing full English breakfasts

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 5 points 9 months ago

I will fight you.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Something is seriously wrong with that steak, was it frozen when you started cooking it? Did you just chuck it in the pan and then turn on the heat? Is it microwaves? I would say it's over cooked based on the inside but then there should be some caramelisation on the outside.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 3 points 9 months ago

I think you nailed it, this sandwich has to have been completely microwaved from scratch

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Have you never boiled your steak? It's delicious, and you get free steak water.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I .. am sceptical .. and don't want to risk good meat in finding out

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Free steak water does sound good though

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

stock cubes or bovril are probably easier ways to get meat water

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

This is free steak water tho

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It could've been cooked before being cut.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 1 points 9 months ago

It was cooked too long if that's the case, also how many of these abominations is this person making, also what maniac doesn't sear a steak after slicing it off a slow cooked fillet?

[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 9 months ago

This is obviously a jedi mind trick

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 months ago
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Did AI make this?

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Is that actual filly cheese and filly steak?