this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2024
507 points (97.2% liked)

Microblog Memes

8828 readers
1961 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 22 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 52 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Am I the only one who stopped thinking about 9/11 years ago?

[–] Ediacarium@feddit.org 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Now that you've stopped thinking for roughly 10 months: Would you recommend it?

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not sure yet, I have no thoughts on the matter.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

I'll tell your wife you said hello

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If only they'd said "what did II miss?"

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Three hits, one miss

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago
[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Crows can fly at 500m

There is only one building in New York a crow would fly against.

[–] el_abuelo@programming.dev 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why is that building flying? And what's more, why is it competing with the crow?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The building isn't flying... it's falling, with style.

Never forget. 🇺🇸

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

There's no hard ceiling for crows' flight until about 24,000 feet, which is based on oxygen content in the air.

They can easily fly over any building in any city in the world.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 23 points 9 months ago

The dates 💀

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Who cares about a fake convo between "transit-f*g" and "can-i-explode-now"? Phony AF.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 points 9 months ago

Remember, all memes are totally real and no one ever fabricated shit on the internet

[–] Michal@programming.dev 5 points 9 months ago

And coment on 11th September too, can't be a coincidence

[–] cybermass@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I really don't think we need the cops for this one.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 13 points 9 months ago

I don't really see a problem, there are very few acorns on aircraft.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Is a joke in yo town.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

missed about 23 years so far