omfg you whiny babies she LITERALLY looks like classic Lara.
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G@mers always insist on the exact same full face makeup on everything
Obviously Lara has a professional stylist following her around the tombs to make sure her brows are on point.
You can't go dungeon diving in ancient magical lost tombs without lips that look like you licked a hornet's nest.
Besides the og Lara was supposed to be either Indian or South American as a bounty hunter, but cowards made her an upper-crust bougie B*itish instead. Oh well, I'll still keep playing that garbage.
them tits have more than two polygons, so no, she's not my laura
Miss her Madonna look.
Her face is no where near weird enough. The first Crystal Dynamics reboot trilogy (by which I mean the one before the 2013 reboot) tried to keep Lara consistent with promotional CGI renders for the PS1 games. Unfortunately those were made in the mid 90s and she looked like a bizarre putty version of Angelina Jolie
Noooo why is she not wearing heaps of makeup for her tomb raids!!!!!
Covering myself in foundation to cool my body and become invisible to thermal goggles like that one scene in The Predator.
These are the same people that go around calling people SJWs and snowflakes
"really unremarkable" my fucking ass, she looks great in the first one and like some futuristic sex bot gone on a rogue killing spree from a shitty sci fi horror film in the second
Only gamers can see a woman that looks like a supermodel and say she isn't 'femme' enough and is unremarkable.
Motherfuckers need to go outside and look at actual living human women.
They tried that and the women requested they stop
I miss your old avatar pic already 
Yet by saying that here it'd seem like I was pining for your ChapoTrapHouse version or something. 
Are these the same people who hate it when women take off their makeup after complaining about fake women?
I know the realism is just a fig leaf to enforce bullshit standards on female character depictions, but I'd love for a little consistency.
Lower poly characters would allow for larger and more detailed worlds.
*runs away* Until next time!
put your dick away walter
But I've only half-measured it I need more time
Look at that huge throbbing magazine
This cartoon person's makeup has changed and she's put on some kind of necklace. I am outraged
her bra is too big on the right. the cup is collapsing.
Fire hans lol.
BTW, how come there isn't a gamingcirclejerk community here?
There is, it's this one
Excuse me, this is a board exclusive to very serious gamer discussions.
Hexbear doesn't need circlejerk comms because every comm is it's own circlejerk comm.
Y'all wouldn't be able to handle transgendercirclejerk, goes too hard
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They shrank her shoulders. Made her look soft
Fucking gamers
I was all excited thinking I’d missed an announcement for a new Tomb Raider but not they’re just putting her in fucking call of duty
they’re just putting her in fucking call of duty
why
i thought lara croft's more of an ~~indiana jones-esque~~ archeologist+adventurer, not a fucking battle-hardened military soldier
all video games are asymptotically approaching Fortnite
but-but i thought capitalism breeded innovation!!! this is madness!!!
Also, I would have some comic book guy realisation that I had totally wasted my life if I was suddenly getting upset over a reboot of a game that came out almost three decades ago. Like, it really does not fucking matter at all...
unremarkable
Uh, I would die if someone like that said something to me
Actually, by all means, they have my full blessing to lewd Lara Croft.
At least they're going awooga over an adult.
It's a small blessing, yeah. At this point I'm just saying :IllAllowIt: compared to reactionaries wanting to drool over children.
Them: sees conventionally attractive femme person "She's so unremarkable!"
Have any of these people ever seen actual people?
putting the words "femme" and quite possibly "butch" on the high shelf until twitter users can learn to behave
will enable top shelf access for fourteen dollars and eighty-eight cents to make it even clearer what X is all about.lara croft should be yassified at all times
these people don't even know what a woman looks like
i'm more interested in another tomb raider game akin to the classics - lighthearted/wacky tomb raiding adventures ~~a la indiana jones~~ than overly serious and overly dark shit
lara can look however she wants
Right? Tomb Raider is a game about doing standing 20 foot flips while blazing away at endangered species with twin pistols that never need to be reloaded, not gritty wilderness survival!
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This is the most 
way you to say "I only think women are effeminate if they wear makeup and have anime tits" I've ever seen.
Uses r/gamingcirclejerk but doesn't realise the humor is about him.
Wimmin need to be in a full face of makeup before they go on action-adventures 😡😤